i just ate like 6 donuts and i think i’m going to die
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
oh
“…are you sure you’re not ruining my shirt with your messy stitches?”
“Sssh, I got this Zach ; - )”
And he’s still wearing that ruined shirt even now.
